Warning: This is literally pictures of penises in high heels. LITERALLY. NSFW! All from Your Dick Looks Great In Those Heels.
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Légèrement NSFW (il y a des fesses).
Il y a comme un petit problème de cadrage.
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That’s what DP means?!
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Let’s toss this year in the garbage, light the can on fire, and put the ashes in a rocket to outer space. WARNING: This post is absolutely NSFW.
AVERTISSEMENT : cet article est n’est vraiment pas approprié à un environnement de travail.
I vow to be your best friend forever!
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Designer Rick Owens is trying to make penises happen. NSFW.
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This is what nightmares are made of.
This is the goddamn creepiest-looking mouth I have ever seen in my life. This is not what mouths look like. What are those THINGS in his throat?? Stop that. I'm pretty sure I once saw this in a horror movie because that is the only place where this disembodied monstrosity would be even remotely OK.
"Super-sized novelty dildo measures 15 inches long and over 2 inches wide." For, you know, all those times when your giant 14-inch dildo just isn't cutting it.
... This is just wrong on so many levels. Why does this exist. Just why. There is something incredibly unsettling about a sex toy with a smiling baby's face on it, but you do you (literally). (Jackhammer Jesus gets an honorable mention!)
FOR WHEN EVEN KING DONG ISN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU.
L’année prochaine, une carte fera l’affaire!
We’re talkin’ blow jobs — obvi NSFW!
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Âmes sensibles (ou au travail) s’abstenir.
On vous aura prévenus.
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“More like OnePlus XXX, amirite?”
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Among other files, the phone came pre-loaded with a small clip of a girl dancing in her underwear, and the manga comic Bleach.
"My OnePlus 3 came with porn :S But it wasn't even HD. It also had an anime (Bleach) image and some docs and zips," He wrote
Girl, put those away!
Okay, okay this one is pretty tame, but that tutting of her 'you know what' had me like, 😱 okay gurl.
SCORE: 😱 / 😱😱😱😱😱
...Well, that escalated quickly.
SCORE: 😱😱😱 / 😱😱😱😱😱
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*fans self* Is it hot in here? It feels hot in here. You sure it's not hot in here?
SCORE: 😱😱😱.5 / 😱😱😱😱😱
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Tove Lo’s new album Lady Wood drops today, and if you take a look at the album artwork you’ll realize one thing: Tove is a big fan of the #FreeTheNipple movement. Since it's an incredibly important issue to her, she wanted to use her album art as a way to express that. Read on to see a first look at the photos inside her album and the inspiration behind it all. Oh, and if you don't want to see big photos of nipples, I'd suggest you stop reading here.
Tove Lo: It's a very straight forward way to protest the fact that women still aren't allowed full control over their bodies. Not in the same way as men, and that to me is wrong.
TL: I wanted it to be cocky (hah). And it feels fucking perfect with the album title Lady Wood!
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TL: It wasn't planned really at first, it was part of the "details shots" we did at the photo shoot. When I saw it it made me think of the rolling stones Sticky Fingers cover and Madonna's Like A Virgin. I already had the album title and felt like it was time for another badass crotch photo.
TL: For me, music and sex have always been very connected—which (EVEN AS A WOMAN) I have no problem being honest about, which I think this art shows. The whole album is about chasing rushes, doing things that scare you and turn you on at the same time. Whether it's in love, drugs, running a red light, or for me, music and being on stage. This life is an endless rush. It's amazing, but the lows hit hard.
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TL: Try and see the bigger picture. Do you think we should accept that women don't have the same rights as men regarding what to show or not show of their bodies?
TL: All these platforms are suppose to be new, free spaces for individuals to express themselves however they want to, and the [fact that the] world still follows such old school values is surprising to me. I remember reading an article about this girl who posted funny videos on YouTube of herself farting and it got taken down. I then searched "girls farting" and had to login to prove I was over 18. I then logged out and searched for "boys farting" and tons of videos came up. It might sound like a silly thing but it's not. It just proves how the female body is always looked at as an object and that all female nudity is meant to be sexual when it's just natural.
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TL: I've never compromised with my music and it's the most amazing feeling to be able to express myself exactly the way I want to. Certain media might censor, but the real shit is out there and my fans will find it :).
TL: #LetEmBreathe
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Not that we have to tell you, but NSFW.
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OH GOD.
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Using a fan modification of the game, things get a little bit too real. Warning: This is seriously NSFW!
Many of us spent hours upon hours creating fantasy lives through a computer screen and loving every minute.
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For example, downloading this mod will give you access to "Small Venice", a place that a fan has cleverly created and can be added to your original game, like an expansion pack.
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Big and small, we all love boobies!
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