Not safe for life.
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Fuse
He keeps his penis in bandages to avoid chafing.
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So not safe for work.
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They’re waiting for you!
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I promise this quiz won’t be too long or hard.
Hide your phone screen.
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Get it on Amazon here for $29.
How?!
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Wow.
"My girlfriend and I were traveling to Florida for vacation, and I brought a blanket in my carry-on. When the person next to us left to go to the bathroom, we ended up doing the dirty right under the blanket. The adrenaline was great, and we ended up doing the same thing on our flight back from Florida."
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"My boyfriend finger-fucked me under a blanket on a plane. On the flight back, I rubbed him off, also under a blanket. My apologies to the flight attendants."
Enough.
"One day my friend with benefits and I decided to burn one down on a nature walk and get busy. As we rounded the bases and things got heavy, he went to fully take off his pants and tripped over himself, right over the ledge of a small cliff. I had to take him to the hospital, but luckily he was totally fine."
Harpo
"My college boyfriend and I made it a goal to fuck on every floor in our dorm building. There was a common area in the basement, so one weeknight at around 3 a.m. we decided to fuck on the pool table. However, the night janitor, who was luckily wearing headphones, walked in. He was facing backwards, turned around, and saw us, with my ass in the air, getting fucked from behind. He simply put his head back down and walked out."
I need a shower.
—Andrew White, Facebook
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Promising review: "Absolutely love this..I bring it everywhere with me and I don't have to buy it a beer 🍺. Doesn't answer back and is always ready to please. Also take it with me when out shopping so if I'm feeling frisky I can knock one out in the shopping centre toilet." — Kd Barnes
Promising review: "A great product! This is the first rechargeable toy I have had and it makes life so much easier not having to worry about batteries. Because it is made out of silicone it is also very, very flexible, fitting perfectly.
"With the 5 settings for the vibrator you get the stimulation that you want and it is one of the most powerful vibrating cock rings that I have used. The two rabbit ears are a nice touch and give your partner stimulation that she probably doesn't get with a normal vibrating cock ring." — Harmony
Promising review: "This is without doubt the best male masturbator I have tried, and I have wasted a lot of cash. It's not too big so that it is easy to store away discreetly. I definitely recommend using a lubricant as it makes it much more pleasurable. It has a number of very nice vibration settings and comes fully charged and ready for action. Cleaning afterwards is easy – simply remove the sleeve from the holder and take the vibration pellet from its socket in the sleeve. Simply turn inside out and wash in warm soapy water and leave to air dry. Then just reassemble and it's good to go again. I also spray mine with a sex toy cleaner just to make sure. I cannot recommend this any more highly and wish I had found it years ago." — Mr. P. M. Anthony
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Literally NSFW.
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Just me? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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And yeah, the naughty bits were not blurred out in the live broadcast. 😁
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This post is very NSFW but nothing compares to THE THINGS THAT SALAD MUST’VE SEEN!
Yes, that's the porno's actual name. The scene description is as follows: "Jaxton wants to make it up to his wife with a nice in-home massage but things don't go as planned when masseur Luke offers up some extra lip service and ass. Little does he know he's about to get caught and right in front of that salad again!"
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There’s just something about these photos… I can’t quite put my penis on it. FINGER! I mean finger.
Il y a un truc qui me dérange avec ces photos, mais je n’arrive pas à mettre le pénis dess… LE DOIGT! Je voulais dire «le doigt».
From “Best. Orgasm. Ever.” to “It hurts to walk.” Culled from the secret sharing site Whisper.
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